18 hours ago
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  • p sure this dude on jeapardy! rn killed a man and took his teeth and is pretending not to have an upper lip in order to show them off

    19 hours ago
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  • this is probably my best angle today. I’m so weiiiiirdly tired. I ate a black bean burger and some sweet potato fries and a li’l bit of an espresso milkshake and that’s too much for me, man, I’m so full I feel like I’m gonna fall over and it’s been a few hours. I still brought home an absinthe truffle from the shop, though, and I’m looking forward to it when I feel like I can enjoy eating again. as of right now I’m thinking of going out on my bike for a bit and shoving this package in the goddamn mailbox finally. I’m hoping the exercise’ll wake me up a little so I can watch more Gilmore Girls and scrub my feet and file my toenails. I’ve been listening to nothing but Taylor Swift still. that, and this playlist that’s all songs about being in love with girls. good stuff.

    this is probably my best angle today. I’m so weiiiiirdly tired. I ate a black bean burger and some sweet potato fries and a li’l bit of an espresso milkshake and that’s too much for me, man, I’m so full I feel like I’m gonna fall over and it’s been a few hours. I still brought home an absinthe truffle from the shop, though, and I’m looking forward to it when I feel like I can enjoy eating again. as of right now I’m thinking of going out on my bike for a bit and shoving this package in the goddamn mailbox finally. I’m hoping the exercise’ll wake me up a little so I can watch more Gilmore Girls and scrub my feet and file my toenails. I’ve been listening to nothing but Taylor Swift still. that, and this playlist that’s all songs about being in love with girls. good stuff.

    1 day ago
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  • I should have just asked for the cup and filled it with water

    mollywaddle:

    this is not a number meme thing, but it’s also not not a number meme thing, in the sense that it is inspired by the number meme thing but hope has not sent me a number, nor did i expect her to, as i have not shown any sign on my blog of partaking in said number meme, but i have a thought about hope, and i shall share that thought.

    sometimes i get very nervous about tumblr, in the way that the people i have met through ye olde blogging website are very important to me, have seen me in some truly terrible places, but how we communicate is in a form where it is very easy to just. not. and that’s the same with any friend where you don’t live in the same place, but not having that physical foundation of memory that ties you can mean that your love loosens, in a way. and hope is one of those people that i worry about. not that i worry about her, although i do, but i worry about not having her in my place, my circumference. or radius. maths, am i right? whatever. hope is very much a part of who i have become, if i was my favourite character in an enid blyton series, she’d be my pet squirrel who sits on my shoulder and is very cute and i talk to and imagine to be talking back to me in the squirrel-ification of my conscience. if i could make a bracelet (don’t tell me i can. you don’t know my lack of skills) it would spell out WWHD. i see photos of her on facebook with this huge smile, and you want to be the reason that smile exists, but if you’re not there’s no bitterness there. it’s the kind of smile that reflects the goodness of the person who caused it, i consider the other people in her life who have made that smile happen and i think they must be good, too. i want to meet them. you want to be enveloped in hope. she’s a safety blanket, but also the person yanking it off you because you don’t need it anymore. hope’s the person you want to think the world of you, a babbling brook of a person. all my hope ideas come down to water, and it sounds like a toddlers attempt at prose but i’m just going to ignore that. a cool glass of water to refresh you. a fast running stream you can’t keep up with. an ocean of water you can’t see the bottom of. a shallow pool you see glances of yourself reflected in. it’s all very selfish, but i don’t think she’d mind. 

    2 days ago
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  • i have answered every single request for a celebrity look a like that i have seen in the past twenty minutes on my dashboard and i feel a little calmer and a lot more tired now. i hope i did Okay. i would reblog the meme too but i still haven’t finished answering all the messages from my last meme also i am too Boring to look like any celebrity.

    thegreenlentil:

    date a boy who reads. date a boy who steals your book and gives it back annotated instead of borrowing it like a normal person. date a boy whose uncle pushes him into a lake. date a boy who can’t go two seconds without making a sarcastic comment. date jess. i guess. for some reason. it’s too early in the arc for me to understand why you would do that, rory gilmore.