“DEATH TO ALL HOTTIES. i don’t believe in them anymore. everyone who approaches me must wear a plastic bag over their faces to protect my delicate sensibilities. like in that vonnegut short story, where everyone who is even minorly attractive has to wear a mask so that no one else feels bad.”
Scarlett Johansson photographed by Mario Sorrenti for Vanity Fair, December 2011
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thefreshmanwear: Benjamin Geraerts

If anyone finds the diamond earring I lost in the fitting room of either a) Forever21 or b) Charlotte Russe (no one look at me or my choices), hit me up