Today was Alex (blackwayfarers)’s birthday, and I dunno if you KNOW Alex, but here is a list of reasons why you should now get to know him and be glad that he is on the earth growing older etc:
- He is hilarious. This is an indisputable scientific fact. Alex is hilarious. Newton said it once, I’m pretty sure, but it gets overshadowed by the whole apple thing.
- He is adorable??? You probably have no idea what Alex looks like but I will assure you that he looks like a big cute cuddly bear, and your immediate urge upon seeing his sweet face is to hug him. It’s a good face.
- He is wicked smart. You can just tell. The way he talks, you know. He is clearly a very intelligent man. Well read, or something. Phrases that people say when discussing lovely people at cocktail parties apply very sincerely to Alex.
- He writes wonderfully. Alex’s fic is some of the most enjoyable and interesting and appealing fic I have ever read.
- His tags?????? FOLLOW ALEX’S BLOG because by his tags I mean his whole blog okay it will enrich your dashboard and also your life
- He has excellent taste in Things
- He is very interesting. He says things regularly that just make you want to know more about him.
- I’m so tired and I wanted to do this and have it be full of all of the good feelings that Alex gives me but instead it’s ridiculous????
- Look I don’t know how to explain in list form all of the things that make Alex a 10/10 A+ person but he just is like honestly talk to him for ten seconds nothing but good vibes will come from it he’s just a very comforting force I really enjoy knowing that Alex is alive and out there in the world
- I bet he drinks like fucking brown liquor and has a nice laugh and shit I bet his hair is soft or whatever and holds the scent of his shampoo v well I have no idea okay
- This list is over!!! It’s over
IN CONCLUSION: Alex, I hope your birthday was absolutely marvelous and I wish I could kiss you on both cheeks and bake you a cake
Reasons I am alive:
- Molly’s reviews of Little Mix
- Little Mix